Tuesday, March 4, 2008

J. Lo Is Still A Diva!

Man, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have way too much money on their hands. It has been reported that the two are throwing money left and right in order to make their twins' lives "perfect"! Rumor has it that the two have hired a masseuse and colour therapist for their newborn twins, Max and Emme, along with two Shetland ponies, diamond-encrusted rattles, 600-count Egyptian cotton for the baby’s cots for their Los Angeles home. Why the hell these kids need these things at 2 weeks I old, I have no idea.

A source said: “Jennifer has gone all-out to give the twins an amazing childhood. She hired a colour therapist to paint the nursery a beautiful aquamarine and light blue - colours which are supposed to have intelligence-boosting properties. She listened to classical music all through her pregnancy and is now having music piped through to the nursery to help relax the babies. She has hired a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week.”

J-Lo has also allegedly turned into a “germaphobe” since becoming a mother and has banned flowers and presents from the twins’ nursery to ensure it remains spotless.

The source added to Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “She is also paranoid about hygiene. The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate area so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area. It may sound excessive but she only has her kids’ best interests at heart and wants to give them the start in life she never had.”

I see a little diva and divo in the making. I cannot wait until I can report that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are bankrupt.

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